January 26, 2013
"don’t eat with your mouth full"

— Alastair Daly (via ailbheoconnell)

(Source: howtotrainyourboyfriend)

January 13, 2013
"i’m only gay when the moon is full"

— Alastair Daly (via ailbheoconnell)

(Source: howtotrainyourboyfriend, via dappledawndrawnfalcon)

December 28, 2012
"all the nerdfighters and John and Hank they’re all so goddamn peppy all the time"

— Alstatur Daly, on why he dislikes nerdfighters (via adestefidailbhe)

(Source: howtotrainyourboyfriend)

December 28, 2012
"finding regular people attractive can lead to unwanted pregnancies"

— Alstatur Daly (via adestefidailbhe)

(Source: howtotrainyourboyfriend)

December 21, 2012
"telling people they’re wrong is like the closest thing I come to expressing testosterone fuelled aggression"

— Alastair Daly (via adestefidailbhe)

(Source: howtotrainyourboyfriend)

March 20, 2012
"In my head Artemis Fowl is attractive in a way that suggests a passionate nature."

— Alastaur Daly (possibly misquoted)

(Source: howtotrainyourboyfriend, via alastairlannister-deactivated20)

March 4, 2012
"I’m not gay. Although …"

— Alastaur Daly (via ailbheneccotoast)

(Source: howtotrainyourboyfriend)

March 4, 2012
"*gasps audibly*"

— Alastaur Daly, when Jim Parsons came on screen in the Muppet Movie  (via ailbheneccotoast)

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March 4, 2012
"It was nice I used the money to become recording equipment"

— Alastaur Daly (possibly misquoted)

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February 16, 2012

ailbheneccotoast:

nerdonthefloor reblogged your quote: and now I’m eating humans

 sapphyrerebeledge reblogged your quoteand now I’m eating humans

Wait do people

do people follow the Alastaur misquotes tag?

What

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